May 2012
Fairytale version of my life
Prince Charming: Fair maiden, I must confess that I am so astounded by your beauty, your wit and your charm that without the sweet sound of your voice I fear that I will waste away and become nothing but a mere shell of a man. Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife and spending the rest of your days living happily ever after with me in my fabulous castle?
Me: I can't, I have rowing.